I tried to paint it orange

teratomarty:

protowilson:

What Is Your Special Power?

protowilson has Fart powers and can Eat Food!

You have no idea how true this is.

TeratoMarty has Water bending powers and can Kill people with a trout!

I never knew. Perhaps I should try.  Where do I get a trout this time of year?

lentiginous has MATH POWERS and can Not be defeated!

this is the canon

thesilentcircus:

eleanortwigby:

“We entered the hut together our bare feet caked with soil our hats already in our hands and there we saw our poor da lying dead upon the kitchen table he were bulging with all the poisons of the Empire his skin grey and shining in the gloom.”

Jesus.

‘It looks as if your worry about the water being contaminated was in vain.’

Well, that’s actually a pretty big relief.

‘For every problem there is a solution that is simple, direct and wrong.’

well that’s just ominous

hansult:

thegardennymph:

What Tree Did You Fall From?

Dec 23 to Jan 01 —- Apple Tree
Jan 01 to Jan 11 —- Fir Tree
Jan 12 to Jan 24 —- Elm Tree
Jan 25 to Feb 03 — Cypress Tree
Feb 04 to Feb 08 — Poplar Tree
Feb 09 to Feb 18 — Cedar Tree
Feb 19 to Feb 28 — Pine Tree

(Source: )

Read more

shiisa:

fangirling:

Giulia is lacking 1) hope 2) a magical girl 3) social skills

OMG.

Shiisa is lacking 1) a million dollars 2) the ability to fly 3) a girlfriend.

*sigh* tell me about it…

lentiginous is lacking 1) a boyfriend 2) Pokemon 3) fabulous.

bitch please

(Source: lawrencias)

teratomarty:

goddamnitreddas:

timelordpanda:

themonsterthatkilledemily:

gentlemanbones:

taxicabsamurai:

em-i1y:

devidementia:

thegreatgreywolfsif:

“The Norwegian Pirate.”

Oh Lords.

“Agnus Dei”

“Nosferatu”

gross cackling

The Fiddler on the Green

Oh boy

Destiny of the Desert

…Hm.

Ultimate.

Fitting.

“Is It Real???” Seems legit.

‘The Perfect Con’

Crazy Train.

Well, OK.

Fly, You Monumental Mistake 

…yeah okay. public service announcement: Krus’ song is Shame

(Source: lauphing-bronie42)

lemon-sprinkles:

starkwaters:

(Source: thegifinyourfolder, via renlyslittlerose)

teratomarty:

goddamnitreddas:

digitalduckie:

inverted-mind-inc:

soupengine:

skellagirl:

pizzopaps:

Beyond the Sea - Bobby Darin

WELP THERE GO ALL MY MASS EFFECT FEELS

Gsjhjdf that “Wanted Dead or Alive” song from Bon Jovi is playing downstairs

WHAT A MYSTERIOUS SONG TO PLAY AT A FUNERAL, LOL

Is skella dead? OR IS SHE NOT

broken promise- placebo

wow what a fucking downer song jesus christ

‘House of 1,000 corpses’ -Rob Zombie

My funeral is gonna be bad ass!

Kill Everybody - Skrillex

Heck yeah. B)

‘Flint (For the Unemployed and Underpaid)’ by Sufjan Stevens

wow, best funeral song

“Highway To Hell.”

Ok.

The Real Slim Shady - Eminem

                                             hahahaha yesssssss yes yes nothing else will do

lemon-sprinkles:

rytlockbrimstone:

First: God is gracious lol

middle: free man nailed it

last: is actually the name of a place here in portugal

and i have more than these three

one meanings something ‘place with an abundance of cardoons’ apparently lol and other that means son of wolf and other that i really don’t know its meaning cuz i found nothing

First: Hindu goddess of death

Middle: It’s a flower (violet)

Last: Spear Herald… according to one site.

First
 

interesting aside, butterfly in thai is literally translated as ”ghost’s shirt”, but in the same way people have gotten over english hybrids like ‘cup-board’ everyone is real condescending when I get excited about it

Middle

white wave, wife of Arthur, death of the little Mermaid… a doomsday name

Last

punk

(Source: midvinterdrakar, via renlyslittlerose)

Game of Thrones House Beast and Words Game

• Pick an animal that starts with the last letter in your last name.  Then go here and the first quote (or first part of the quote) are your words.

SIGIL: Badger
WORDS: It is Dangerous to be Right

hahahaha I am sooo dangerous

(Source: osointricate, via bluequasar)

sorryaboutthemadperson:

daisychord:

mirijade:

kissedbystarlight:

Bernadette’s name means: 1) To be in despair. 2) A special kind of hipster.

“Mirjana’s name means: 1) Giving up halfway. 2) To get excited.”

So my name is basically premature ejaculation?

“Laura’s name means: 1) To watch porn all day. 2) To show off your ●●●”

Um okay. That’s totally me. How did they know?

Hannah’s name means: 1) Completely useless. 2) A special kind of hipster.   Is this generator watching me?

Vanessa’s name means: 1) Godly. 2) One that no one wants to talk to
hahaha okay I can roll wit that 

(Source: buttyflam, via hansult)

teratomarty:

zayroen:

timelordof221b:

invisibleinnocence:

fiery-fox-girl:

sassy-gay-otps:

itgetsdarkinhere:

kittens-and-nicotine:

mareeping:

yandereblack:

violentstart:

[  .. i have the power of starting violence. orz  ]

[ … OH GOD LOL.  LIKE I’M NOT YANDERU ENOUGH AS IT IS … ]

I HAVE MAREEP POWERS YES

YES

uh

the power of drugged kittens, maybe?

i have the power to occasionally turn off the lights. i’m a human deluminator… great…

The power to make gay otps sassy 

The power to make sassy gay otps canon

I have the power’s of fire, foxes, and girls.

I’m awesome.

I get to be invisible.

WELL THAT’S NOTHING NEW.

i am a time lord who lives at 221b

yes good

Um…Zay…ro…en..I……understand binary language..because..it sounds like zero one..>.> Sounds legit right?

I have the Protean power to change shape into something weird, lumpy, and unsettling to look at! Pretty much anything, as long as it’s a gross thing. Score!

I have the power to blight and free people from freckles. Fuck yeah, joining the Illuminati

teratomarty:

shandrydan:

theminttu:

omgrunlol:

judgesdeepyl:

nc17mpregfanfic:

andlatitude:

twirlingwarblers:

penguinbowties:

drawingismydrug:

silverknights:

xsadiax:

scipsy:

Not so good, but since the most common vocabulary size for non-native English spearkes is from 2,500–9,000 words, at least I’m in the average.

Test Your Vocabulary: how many words do you know?

12,100

I’m an idiot :< This is too low :( 

20,500

20,700

20,700 for me. I guess that’s good?

21,100
Unsure how good that is. :/

27200

36,200

i only ever use like twelve words jesus

22,000

as a non-native speaker i’m pretty okay i guess!!

Reblogging to try this

23,500 words

not bad for a non-native speaker I suppose!

20,000 words

As a non-native english speaker I am okay I guess c:

39,400 words. I’m going to show this to my mother, she’ll love it.

31,700! Slightly embarrassed by familiar words I couldn’t define to save myself. You should check out the background info on vocabulary growth over time and SAT scores (if you are American and have those)